My mother sent me the message below. 

TRUE  AMERICAN

It  is time to change from REDNECK humor  to TRUE  AMERICAN Humor! Only  it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way  to LIVE  YOUR LIFE!  If  you feel the same, pass this on to  your True  American friends. Y'all  know who they are...
    
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It  never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One  nation, under God.'
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've  never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in  public places.
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You  still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter  Festival.'
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You  bow your head when someone prays.
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You  stand and place your RIGHT hand over your heart when they play  the National  Anthem.
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You  treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always  have.
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've  never burned an American  flag.
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You  know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no  matter who is listening.
You  might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You  respect your elders and expect your kids to do the  same.

This is delightful. Yes, I'm a true American. Sadly, there isn't much America left. Maybe we can still preserve her. I love the liberties and rights we enjoy. If we can just get rid of the Gestapo, I mean, Homeland Security and lesbian airport guards that like to pat down little American mothers to keep them safe and loose boarders and illegal sponges and legal sponges and spread the wealth politicians and political correctness and an education system that is more interested in football than advanced physics and entitlements passing as rights, we might just have a chance.